Chapter 001 Every day when I wake up, my girlfriend tells me she wants to break up
Envy... what a load of nonsense. Don't you think it's a rather cruel thing to say to an IT female worker who works 996 hours a week, occasionally stays up until dawn, resulting in poor skin, a haggard appearance, no emotions, and no time, and who can't attract men or even get approached by them? The other party seemed to have realized something and added, "Do you see me as a sounding board or a close friend?" "Do you see me as a sounding board or a close friend?"
A large group of individuals dressed in black suits disembarked from the vehicle, their hands tucked into their pockets, advancing in a tactical formation towards the residential building where Shen Yan resided.
The plan is perfect
Ahaha ~ Who told you to flaunt your cars, houses, and salaries all day? You earn tens of thousands every month and marry a tall, handsome, and rich husband. I am also very envious, you know
I just asked if it is interesting! At this moment, the basin was already filled with water. He finally shouted a line into the mirror as a closing remark, and then plunged his head into the water. It was not until he could no longer hold his breath that he let out a "ha" and raised his head. Immediately, like a lion, he shook his head vigorously, splattering the wet droplets from his hair everywhere
"Your child is the only one with the surname Li." Because they were too familiar with each other's character, Shen Yan's girlfriend quickly pointed out the flaw without any delay
Pah! Disgusting! I would never let my husband, Old Shen, get involved with that old woman! I am on full alert from all angles, and anyone who thinks of making a move on my husband, let alone the door, won't even find a window! Not to mention leaders, even my close friends are off-limits.
Hehe, are you envious?
"Should we control that cohabiting girlfriend who seems to be the target?" someone asked in the car, just one lane away from Chen Xiaoyu.
It is not to say that it is in the middle. Shen Yan's girlfriend was slumped over the breakfast table, resting her face against her phone while talking.
This issue cannot be discussed, let’s change the topic right away. "I’m telling you, this breakup might actually become real this time," she said, her small face scrunching up like another bun as she bit into it. "My mom says it doesn’t matter how good-looking Shen Yan is; no matter how handsome he is, he can’t compare to TF. She thinks Shen Yan has no future and wants to send me abroad for graduate studies, so I can marry a domineering CEO or something... My mom has been getting younger lately, she’s even started reading female protagonist competition novels."
Just when he was admiring how handsome he looked in the mirror, unable to take his eyes off himself.
Alas, I cannot use this method
Then what do you think I should do? Quickly change the subject, otherwise we will end up with headlines like 'Best friends turn against each other, street fight for what reason'
Why
Raise your hand
Ah? My best friend looked completely bewildered, surprised that there were no unspoken rules? Since there are no unspoken rules, why are you making such a big deal out of it?
"... ... Hang up the phone! My period has come, and I am in pain; I need to rest more." The lonely and cold single IT woman is still being force-fed dog food; how can one endure such a life
He hurriedly stopped brushing his teeth, rinsed, and scrubbed vigorously... However, the grayish-black color still stubbornly lingered on his nails. No, it should be said that the grayish spot was clearly the color of the nails themselves.
In his ears, it seemed as if the shrill, gleeful, and hysterical shout of a middle-aged man echoed: "Got athlete's foot, one infection spreads to two! If you want to know how to treat it, use XX morning and night! Ah~ use XX morning and night!" This vividly clear advertisement memory dealt another heavy blow to his already unhappy morning
As for the breakup text? Of course, I would send it to him just before boarding the plane—waiting for the moment when he can't get through on the phone or find me. When he loses his appetite, can't think of anything, and feels regret as his clothes become looser, he will realize just how important I, Chen Xiaoyu, am!
Gray ... ... gray nails
His career prospects seem bleak... Sigh, let me tell you, part of the reason I argued with him about breaking up is because of this. My family’s old Shen lacks ambition. He comes home from work to play video games, just coasting through his job. Moreover, he is very concerned about his image; he absolutely refuses to give gifts to his superiors during the holidays. I worry that he will only ever be a low-level civil servant. In the first few years after graduation, it was manageable, but over time, my mother will definitely turn against him. You know the conflicts with the in-laws, right?
Moreover, Chen Xiaoyu originally planned to take a short vacation to reflect and simultaneously provoke someone a little, so there was no need for her to feel melancholic—she was even a bit pleased with herself. After simply tidying up her belongings, she didn't even take her toothbrush and cup, and left the community with a stylish rolling suitcase. More than half of the items in this room were purchased jointly by her and Shen Yan; if they truly broke up, she would have to call a moving company.
"Doo—" The other party has hung up the phone, and the single person expresses that they are full and do not wish to engage with you any further
"... Chen Xiaoyu, do you know that behaving like this will prevent you from making friends?" The person opposite spat out three liters of blood, allowing me to secretly praise myself, will you die? I have already complimented your tsundere personality and your ample bosom! Hmph, there is definitely no curse here that causes rapid sagging.
"Shen Yan, what are you doing? You're so slow," a young woman, dressed only in a small pair of underwear, with a tall figure and fair skin, rushed in with bleary eyes. She paid no attention to Shen Yan, who was standing in front of the mirror, and walked straight past him, pulling down her underwear before sitting directly on the toilet.
A few minutes later, a steady snoring sound came from the other end of the phone
"Sister, do you know what time it is now?" A frantic shout came from the other end of the phone, "I worked overtime until midnight yesterday and just fell asleep when your call came in. If you keep bothering me like this, I'm going to have irregular periods!"
"Oh dear, Xiaofang, you are truly useless; in the end, we still have to resort to the old methods!" Chen Xiaoyu threw down her phone and picked up the last bun in the bowl, counting the pleats of the bun as she spoke. "Break up, not break up, break up, not break up... Then let's take a break for a while; all of this is fate." She found a piece of paper and wrote a breakup letter with exaggerated gestures, and in the end, she did not forget to add a note.
Modern men and women come together passionately and part ways with grace
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The person opposite is also a strong woman; if it were an ordinary person, upon hearing such a fierce remark, they would probably break out in a large cold sweat on their forehead at this moment
Uh, the little splashes that burst on her bottom in an instant made her pretty little face scrunch up like a bun
Shen Yan, you have spilled water everywhere again
Chen Xiaoyu was walking down the street, not forgetting to call her best friend, chattering away about how wise and powerful she was, and how resolute and decisive she could be. Meanwhile, on the other end of the line, her friend with dark circles under her eyes was feeling quite desperate. So engrossed in her phone call, Chen Xiaoyu completely failed to notice that at the same time she was leaving, more than a dozen black SUVs were successively arriving from several main roads, converging around the community and completely sealing off all the main roads leading to it.
"Don't! My dear, I won't cause any more trouble." Chen Xiaoyu pleaded repeatedly at the half bowl of porridge on the table, clearly with ulterior motives. "Darling, are you going to continue? What else is there besides this?"
"Cut it out, stop trying to fool me with this." Seeing that there were no cracks on the egg, the person across from me suddenly lost their spirit and lazily lay back down. "No need to spread it everywhere, I already know you are a psychological freak... all you do is show off how handsome and useful your little fresh meat is. Is there nothing else you can say besides that?"
No need, we have only one goal. Another person decisively rejected his suggestion. In the drafting room, outsiders can die at any moment, do not make any unnecessary movements. Always remember... God is watching us
However, is Shen Yan's girlfriend an ordinary person? She is clearly already immune to her best friend's fierceness. She came out of the bathroom, placed her phone on the table in speaker mode, and while reaching out with her little hand to grab a breakfast bun, she casually retorted, "It's nothing, the general rule is that it doesn't hurt. If you really get blocked, just let my Shen Yan help you clear it out; I approve of this matter."
The woman with almond-shaped eyes glared in accusation, her fists trembling slightly, though it was unclear whether it was due to her intense anger or the lingering coolness. However, thanks to the refreshing sensation, she managed to break free from the clutches of drowsiness. ... Then came a series of uncontrollable and awkward drizzles ...
Haha, your mother actually supports TF! That's so funny, it made me laugh to death. The "tree hole" on the other side was hit right in the funny bone, rolling on the bed with laughter before finally continuing, "Yeah, your Shen Yan is just a small civil servant, earning a fixed salary. But even so, your mother is being too controlling, isn't she? We are all young people, how can one hastily conclude that there is no future? Don't you know not to underestimate the youth who are poor? Tell your mother, there are breakups now, and slaps in the face in the future.
Be good, go ahead and ask
If you dare to mess around during this time, I will cut you off when I return (drawing of scissors)
Do not listen to your mother. Although civil servants have low salaries, their jobs are stable, and they have plenty of time to take care of the family. Besides, what if you embark on a political career? When your family’s Shen Yan becomes a high-ranking official, your children will be able to drive luxury cars and date beautiful women. If something happens, they can just say, 'Who dares to arrest me? My dad is Li Gang.' Just ask if that’s not impressive!
Shen Yan flashed out of the bathroom with a grin, and behind him came the furious roar of his girlfriend, "Shen Yan, I want to break up with you! Break up!"
In my life... sigh~ I have encountered far too many unfortunate events, and the ups and downs of life are countless. He began to complain habitually in front of the mirror; perhaps it is true that practice makes perfect, for his tone was as weary as it could be. "God, can't you do me a favor and try to pay attention to others? Step out of your narrow and closed social circle and benefit more of the masses—why do you always focus on me alone?"
The term "in-laws" has too many pitfalls. In fact, men are like this; they are quite immature just a few years after graduation. It is only after encountering setbacks and gaining a few more years that they mature. "My friend, who has no boyfriend, pretended to be very experienced and said, 'Moreover, your young man has a 'special talent,' right? Didn't you mention last time that the leader at his workplace is a woman? Necessary sacrifices, hmm, you know what I mean.'
Shen Yan stood dazed in front of the bathroom mirror, poking his mouth with a stick, making a popping sound. Suddenly, he noticed what seemed to be a piece of dirt on the nail of his left middle finger
Thus, the breakup occurred
"Don't drag me into this... wait, why do you look like you've stepped on a tail? Am I right?" The friend across from her instantly lost all drowsiness, fully energized and ready to hear a juicy gossip! The unspoken rules, it must be the unspoken rules! Just thinking about how her friend brags all day about "her old Shen" being subjected to the unspoken rules made her feel a thrilling rush all over. She couldn't even think about sleeping... The only regret was... if only Shen Yan's boss were a handsome guy, it would be perfect with two handsome men like that, a hundred percent perfect. Just thinking about how her friend brags all day about "her old Shen" being subjected to the unspoken rules made her feel a thrilling rush all over. She couldn't even think about sleeping... The only regret was... if only Shen Yan's boss were a handsome guy, it would be perfect with two handsome men like that, a hundred percent perfect.
That woman is married, works in a ministry in the capital, and I hear her future is bright... But the crux of the problem is not here. The issue is, you know, her father is the mayor of our city, and she only took a job to avoid getting bored at home... You say she has a good life but insists on working; isn't she just being idle? As a second-generation rich person, instead of bullying others, showing off, traveling the world, or hoarding real estate, even if you are truly idle, why not go to the capital to accompany your husband? What kind of civil servant is that! Sitting in an office all day can lead to hemorrhoids, you know?
Xiao Fang
The door of the restroom was pushed open from the outside
"Go ahead, as long as you are happy." A weak response came from outside the bathroom. Then there were sounds of heating breakfast, packing a backpack, and finally, amidst the hurried reminder of "No visiting for hookups after the breakup, remember to lock the door when you leave," someone rushed off to work
Then you can make suggestions after the event. According to psychological experts, it is said that after completing a task, men, in addition to wanting to sleep, also feel a slight sense of guilt towards women. At this time, if women make requests, as long as they are not excessive, they generally receive a satisfactory response. Relationship experts transitioning to gender specialists are back online
Is there a difference between a tree hole and a close friend
At that time, I was setting off fireworks, and my mind was completely blank
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"Remove that small character; our Yan Yan is a high-ranking civil servant." Shen Yan's girlfriend laughed foolishly with her best friend, not feeling that there was anything wrong with mocking her own mother.
Ah, what can I say, I just knew you wouldn't understand. Let me tell you, it's different from enterprises; in public institutions, each position is filled, and they are decaying! That mayor's daughter has taken over the section chief's position and has no desire to improve. No matter how well the people below perform, unless she decides she no longer wants to work there, no one can expect a promotion. To transfer to another department requires connections. Of course, clinging to her for support is one way, but my family’s Old Shen is unwilling... No matter how well the people below perform, unless she decides she no longer wants to work there, no one can expect a promotion. To transfer to another department requires connections. Of course, clinging to her for support is one way, but my family’s Old Shen is unwilling... I am also not willing!
I remember that onychomycosis is a contagious disease, could this really be true? A slight shock cleared away his drowsiness after getting out of bed. "But it really does look gray," after repeatedly checking and confirming, washing vigorously and checking again, Shen Yan had to admit a cruel fact—that nail on his middle finger was not just stained with something dirty, but had truly turned gray, and the color was distributed very evenly.
The posture has already been fully unlocked, what should I do
Xiaofang, I want to break up with Shen Yan
Perhaps it is just the color of the nails turning gray, it does not necessarily mean it is onychomycosis. Shen Yan muttered to herself with a sense of hope, knowing deep down that the likelihood was slim. However, thinking about the fact that today is clearly the weekend yet she still has to work overtime—especially having to travel out of town for a business trip—her mood became even more dejected
"Tsk tsk, that is quite a snow-white golden thigh." My best friend smacked her lips twice, suddenly realizing that there were many points to critique in this situation. "This situation is not right, Xiaoyu. Look, your Old Shen already has a tsundere girlfriend with a big chest, a mysterious and elegant girlfriend's best friend, and now a boss who is the daughter of the mayor... Moreover, he is actually an orphan, with no car but a house! How do I smell a whiff of decaying urban harem romance web fiction? Could it be that your fresh meat has a hidden identity as a soldier king?"
"Really?" The voice from across the way instantly rose by an octave, clearly having coveted Shen Yan from her family for more than just a day or two
Who is the 'mysterious and elegant girlfriend's best friend' you mentioned? Shen Yan's girlfriend's complaints are always as sharp as flying daggers, capable of piercing through the heart and lungs along the airwaves
"Dream on, you little brat! I've seen through you for a long time; just one look at you and I figured you out, didn't I?" Shen Yan's girlfriend assertively bit into the bun, "Give up, even if we really break up, I will take that away with me, and I will never leave it for you."
Looking out the window at Shen Yan hurrying off to work, the girlfriend was furious! How could he not apologize? She gritted her teeth, pulled out her smartphone, and quickly dialed her best friend. As soon as the call connected, she began to complain, starting from Shen Yan's snoring while sleeping to his habit of not washing his hands after using the restroom. Of course, the most important thing was the abuse of her behind; the countless misdeeds committed by Shen Yan surged like a tide to the other end of the phone.
"Just coax him, men are like monkeys; they need to be trained to develop conditioned reflexes. For example... every time he makes progress, you unlock a new position as a reward? Over time, he will be well trained." This is what an emotional expert without a boyfriend said